Thursday, April 22, 2010

20 GREAT things about NOT going on the cruise!

1) Saving at least $1500 if not more!
2) People don't look at you like you're crazy when you say you're going on an NKOTB cruise.
3) Absence makes the heart grow fonder - the guys will love us more while they're missing us! ;)
4) We won't have to deal with crazy, catty, complaining fans in a confined space!
5) No worries about Norwalk virus.
6) No sea sickness.
7) You will never be "that drunk girl who acted like a fool on the ship".
8) Your family will be much happier you didn't go.
9) It'll be that much easier to save $ and convince family you need to go NEXT year.
10) No need to diet! Those NKs won't be seeing US in bikinis!
11) No chance of disappointement that the trip didn't live up to your expectations.
12) You get to save some of your vacation time for future NKOTB adventures.
13) No stress about getting your passport in time, making your flight, arriving in port on time or arriving at the airport on time for the return flight.
14) This is a great exercise of self control.
15) You don't have to hear the DJ play the same song over and over.
16) You don't have to go Twitter free for the weekend because its too expensive to tweet.
17) You can SLEEP and you won't miss anything.

18) No sand in your swimsuit.
19) You're meeting a number of cool girls through the #NonCruisers list!
20) You get to pamper yourself that weekend instead!


Feel free to add more in the comments!

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